Where can I get a pirated version of the Bible?
A PIRATED version? You mean where can you get a free Bible? If you're into reading the Bible online, one of my favorite sites is "BibleGateway.com". There, you can look up passages, search by keyword or topic, and most of all, has 25 English versions, as well as several in other languages.
But if you're looking for a hard copy, meaning in book form, then I know that often times in a hotel, you'll find a Gideon's Bible in one of the drawers. I've spoken with Gideons before, and I have no doubt that they'd be THRILLED if you took one of their Bibles home.